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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 12:31

So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Can you share any "backstage pass" experiences you have had at concerts?
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?
No, not a chance
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is something you want to "get off your chest"?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
A hidden 'super-Earth' exoplanet is dipping in and out of its habitable zone - Space
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Does sleeping with earbuds cause ear pain?
Just Forget it!
No way
Next, they tried...
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