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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 12:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

Can you share any "backstage pass" experiences you have had at concerts?

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?

No, not a chance

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is something you want to "get off your chest"?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Do you think Harris will win thanks to Taylor Swift and the Swifties?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Does sleeping with earbuds cause ear pain?

Just Forget it!

No way

Next, they tried...

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